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		<title>Abandonded, great games, avaliable free!</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Feb 2011 01:20:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Are you wishing that a game you enjoyed playing years ago could be found? Do you want to entertain yourself cheaply? Do you wish you had brought that game years ago that your mate talks about all the time? Fear not the publishers are giving games away (and it&#8217;s legal)! I&#8217;m not talking the brand [...]]]></description>
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		<title>To big for a prison cell?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Feb 2011 02:05:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[A Dutch prisoner Angelo MacD has gone to court in The Hague. He unusally argues that he is &#8216;too big&#8217; for his cell and should be allowed to serve his sentence at home. What? Lose some weight then big guy! His lawyer, Bas Martens, told a court in The Hague that at 6ft 9in tall [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Interactive Home</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Jan 2011 01:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It’s evening your home after a day at the office. On your way you picked up a frozen ready meal, you place it on the coffee table. Of course you’re thirsty and put the kettle on too. Seem normal? Yeah just about! Only difference is that your ready meal has some new smart packaging. The [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The penguin lovers scream!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jan 2011 03:58:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I want to inform the world of really, really important news: The Spanish Ministry of the Interior recently offended the penguin lovers. Linux fans have become upset that an anti-terrorism operation has supposedly damaged their good name. The Spanish Ministry has codenamed an international crackdown on IT masterminds &#8220;Operation Linux&#8221;. The operation is targeted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pigs on the loose!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Jan 2011 04:23:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, since there isn&#8217;t too much to comment on I thought I would scrape the barrel. Two pigs are known to be on the loose in Southampton as they escaped a farm! The local police have said they had received details of several sightings of the animals, thought to be pot-bellied Vietnamese pigs. The RSPCA [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trains when they dig up Reading!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Jan 2011 01:56:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, trains are good, normally! On the occassion they decide to do MAJOR track works and everything is screwed up! This journey had to be started at the pleasent time of 5am or go the rather direct route from East Kent to Gloucestershire through London and Sailsbury! I chose the early option which was still [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lakeside in the sales!</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Dec 2010 12:16:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The 27th December is in the busiest week in retail and is normally on of no more than 3 busiest days of the year which often vary (between the same three) each year! I spent this stuipidly quiet day of retail in none of than Lakeside! One of the most renowned shopping locations in the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Is Here!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 11:57:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the day of cheesey music is upon us! Presents are opened (well some anyway). A raft of money and a few HMV vouchers (thanks all). Also got a tie and another typical christmas gift. Lastly, something quite useful; a 1TB WD external hard drive! :) Exactly the sort of thing I was going to go out and get at some point but hadn't yet!]]></description>
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		<title>Trains on Christmas Eve &#8211; YAY!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Dec 2010 00:44:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I actually don't mind public transport too much...and I'm normally quite good at trying to convince people to use it more (sometimes it CAN make life easier!). On other occassions it does itself no favours.

This said some people have tarnished me with a brush that I'm bad with trains and similar. It is true that I've made a mess of things and got myself stuck in Wales. It is also true that this is the most noteable but not the sole cock-up I've made. However, it's aso true that Ive had more successful long distance journeys than unsuccessful. As normal people remember the bad! This is also true of Public Transport. At times it does wrong but most of the time it does good!]]></description>
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		<title>Twist the sunken sword!</title>
		<link>http://www.emok.co.uk/?p=46102</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 24 Dec 2010 02:25:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Liam</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes it&#8217;s more on politics, but then why not mock them; there not exactly popular! Yesterday it was all about the rocky path the coalition finds itself in; today its the same only it&#8217;s gone international! Politics in Brussels! The Liberal Democrats are now wound up about the Tories decision to be involved in a [...]]]></description>
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